Lie 5: THE SEAS ARE GETTING HOTTER 

Wrong. The seas are getting cooler. For five years, a network of 3175 automated bathythermographs has been deployed in the oceans by the Argo program, a collaboration between 50 agencies from 26 countries. 

Warming believer Josh Willis, of NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory, reluctantly concluded: "There has been a very slight cooling of the world's oceans." (NASA is not sponsored by Big Oil!)